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Chuck Norris

Posted in Uncategorized on Sunday February 17, 2008 by andtheivy

“Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”

The Chuck Norris Facts

Google Fight

Posted in Uncategorized on Thursday April 5, 2007 by andtheivy

Newly discovered, via Jen G.:

Google Fight

Dig it much.

Baby Rock Records

Posted in Uncategorized on Saturday March 10, 2007 by andtheivy

Sikegami has found another gem. Your favorite rock albums turned into lullabyes. What could be better? Okay, maybe a few things. But this is still pretty sweet. I would definitely go for Coldplay first.

Baby Rock Records

Lap

Posted in Uncategorized on Thursday March 1, 2007 by andtheivy

(de la factum)

Best Short Joke Ever

Posted in Uncategorized on Thursday February 8, 2007 by andtheivy

“Say No to Crack is having a little fun contest to find out the best short joke ever. Many have been submitted.For example:

A dog limps into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man that shot my paw!”

What’s green, lives in your refridgerator and sings? Elvis Parsley.

Little Jonny went to the police claiming he was constantly beaten by his parents. Child services looked into it and found the whole family had abuse problems back generations. The judge didn’t know what to do! Finally, he realized the perfect solution. He gave Jonny to the Chicago Bears. They never beat anyone.

Ah, kindergarten humor. Precious!” Link

(de la Neatorama)

Useless Facts

Posted in Uncategorized on Saturday February 3, 2007 by andtheivy

Some of these are most interesting. And also some are maybe a tad gross. But I really like the interesting ones.

Sam, Jennene? This list strikes me as something that Rafael would totally dig.

A sample from each category:

  • Most lipsticks contain fish scales.
  • There is no word in that rhymes with orange, silver, purple, or month.
  • A watermelon is actually a berry.
  • The Grand Canyon will hold about 900 trillion footballs.
  • The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
  • The most powerful muscle in your body is the jaw muscle.
  • The faThe microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube, and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
  • The home team must provide the referee with 24 footballs for each NFL game.
  • The energy given off by a hurricane in a day would power the entire U.S. for 3 years.
  • On Average, 13 people die every year from vending machines falling on them.

Entire Useless Facts List

I’m Digging to China.

Posted in Uncategorized on Monday January 29, 2007 by andtheivy

The question is this: If I dig a very deep hole through the earth, where will I end up??

Go dig a hole and find out!

Personally, I think there could be several answers for each one.  Why?  Well, for starters, I’m a scientist.  Seriously, doesn’t it depend on the ANGLE at which you’re digging?  That’s my personal belief, anyhow.  And until someone (say, another scientist, for example) proves me wrong, I’m going with that opinion.  Whatever the case, it’s fun to do!

(Thanks for the fun find, Sam!)