Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

You KNOW this has to be true if it is coming from BBC News.  They never (ever) have false information (or lies).  And you can thank Adam for sending along this sweet gem.

From BBC News:
“The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

“Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they ‘… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].’

“Unfortunately, he was wrong.”

Why, oh why, midgets? 

Complete true story here.